Saturday, March 03, 2007
The Top Ten Commandment Countdown!
10. Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's wife, manservant - basically any of his shit.
9. Thou shalt not covet thy neighbors house (which I think should already have been covered in #10)
8. Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbor.
7. Thou shalt not steal (unless it's downloading music)
6. Thou shalt not commit adultery (you all saw Fatal Attraction, right?)
5. Thou shalt not kill. Uh, yeah.
4. Honor thy father and mother.
3. Remember the Sabbath day and keep it holy. This is why you can't buy cameras at B&H on a Saturday.
2. Thou shalt not make to thyself any graven images.
and the number one Commandment of all time (drumroll please).....
Thou shalt have no other gods before me!!!
9. Thou shalt not covet thy neighbors house (which I think should already have been covered in #10)
8. Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbor.
7. Thou shalt not steal (unless it's downloading music)
6. Thou shalt not commit adultery (you all saw Fatal Attraction, right?)
5. Thou shalt not kill. Uh, yeah.
4. Honor thy father and mother.
3. Remember the Sabbath day and keep it holy. This is why you can't buy cameras at B&H on a Saturday.
2. Thou shalt not make to thyself any graven images.
and the number one Commandment of all time (drumroll please).....
Thou shalt have no other gods before me!!!
